DUKE DUKE DUKE......i need help
ok last weekend i was feeling a little frisky.. and um well i offered a certain female a certain amount of money..... to well you know.... um perform .. um anyway.. i got caught....

not too worried about that.. in fact i wll admit it..


the problem is.. they just changed our laws here in montana .. and if plead guilty to the charges against me... i will have to serve a four year sentence as the govenor of new york...



do i have to move to new york? can you work out a house arrest?

^^^^^That's there is funny, I don't care who you are.

I'll file a motion on your behalf under the 8th Amendment . . . any such sentence would be considered "cruel and unusual punishment", which our founding fathers had the foresight to prohibit.